Monday, August 4, 2008

Never mess with a Wookie

My step uncle is a massive and powerful guy. They iconic symbol of a man, construction worker, hands the size of frying pans, brushes his teeth with rocks. You know, everything that makes you manly. At 7feet tall this wookie of a man is actually really nice, just don’t get on his bad side. If you do, he will tear you a new one the same way he tears Chinese phonebooks with his teeth.
If it were someone else I would avoid them due to intimidation. Since I know him it’s ok to crack a few jokes. I wouldn’t cross the line though. You know the line that he drew in the cement with his fingernail. I know him when he is angry, and that’s when you are suppose to not make any sudden movements and back out of the room.

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